I've been thinking a lot about my former relationships lately and I've got to make some changes. Here are my five new qualifications for a potential boyfriend:
-Employed. No ifs, ands, or buts anymore. Full time year round employment.
-Less than five recent felonies. (babysteps)
-His best friend may not be his ex-wife/girlfriend. This is a hardline.
-No drugs of any kind. Weed is a drug.
-He must not be related to, nor former or current friend of, my ex husband.
You may say to yourself, "These qualifications shouldn't even need to be considered'. If you thought something like this, welcome to my blog new reader. I have terrible taste in men. My relationships have all been horrible failures. I'm starting fresh in 2013. Please call me out if I slip back into my old ways.