Sunday, January 20, 2013

New Standards

I've been thinking a lot about my former relationships lately and I've got to make some changes. Here are my five new qualifications for a potential boyfriend:

-Employed. No ifs, ands, or buts anymore. Full time year round employment.

-Less than five recent felonies. (babysteps)

-His best friend may not be his ex-wife/girlfriend. This is a hardline.

-No drugs of any kind. Weed is a drug.

-He must not be related to,  nor former or current friend of, my ex husband.

You may say to yourself, "These qualifications shouldn't even need to be considered'. If you thought something like this, welcome to my blog new reader. I have terrible taste in men. My relationships have all been horrible failures. I'm starting fresh in 2013. Please call me out if I slip back into my old ways.

Besos,
Monica



9 comments:

  1. What about a full set of teeth, isn't that important too?!?

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    1. These are new qualifications. I blogged about my must haves awhile ago. Excellent hygiene, all limbs, full set of teeth, male since birth, etc. were all listed lol.

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    2. Male since birth.....maybe I don't need to know why you made that distinction, I guess I wouldn't have thought of that one in a million years.

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  2. I read too much and watch the news all the time. Lots of sick people in this world with no respect for others. I have to see baby pictures before I go out with someone lol.

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    1. Are there men trying to get at you that were born with vaginas?!?

      Thanks I really needed that laugh this morning. I had a really fucked up weekend.

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    2. It's a strange world out there. Be glad you're not single!

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  3. I must admit.....I'm glad I'm not single. I'm happy to be married. I'm lucky to be married to Kimberly.

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  4. A loving marriage is a blessing. It's hard out here...

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  5. My new "Mr. Right-Now" meets all the standards listed above :).

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