She Looks Like Me!

I spend a lot of time online. Between teaching 517 middle schoolers computer technology, social media, and running my wedding consultant business I feel like I live on the computer. Most of the time this is a good thing. Today not so much. While I was checking out one of my favorite beauty blogs Mami's Time Out a little ad popped up...

She looks like me!! Mierda. The lady in the ad that needs to lose belly fat looks just like me, fat tummy included. Draw a dream catcher tattoo on her shoulder and make her hair black and you've got me. Ay, who did this and donde esta mi dinero?!?

Laughing,
Monica

Happy Teacher Day!

Thanks to all the wonderful teachers I had during my K-12 education. Your hard work and professional example made me want to become one of you, an educator.

Teaching,
Monica

The Face of a Terrorist

The 19 year old man pictured below is a terrorist. He doesn't look like what I thought he would. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is handsome. He's actually mi hija's "type" of guy physically. If she were dating him I would have met him and thought he was a good match, college student, personable... You never really know someone can you? #sicksadworld

Disheartened,
Monica

Pray for Boston

My heart is saddened for all of the victims, families, and friends hurt in the explosion at the Boston Marathon on April 15, 2013. Please pray for Boston.

God Bless,
Monica

Mmm...

My friend Pot. I'm asking myself N who?

 

Pleased,

Monica 

"You"

If I ever marry again, I want to dance to this song at the reception.

From this day forth,
Monica

Scared

I had an awful night last night. Things are about to get worse. I'm being threatened. Restraining orders are just pieces of paper.
If anything happens to me read through my blog posts and you'll know who is responsible.
The police will only help after the crime is committed. This updated Facebook profile picture tells me where his mind is at now.
Of course I'm scared, but I won't live in fear.
Everything happens for a reason,
Monica

Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep,

If I should die before I wake,

Bless me Lord my soul to take.

Ready,

Monica

Started from the Bottom

There are so many reasons I love this video. I'd also like to be dressed in black at the party Drake's throwing.

Who is Drake's friend with the dark hair and beautiful eyes @1:42? Mmm.

Impressed,
Monica

Heartless

Warning:  This post will contain adult language and situations.

What the fuck is wrong with me? Why did I throw so much of my hard earned money away for a stupid ass son of a bitch? You've read my blog posts. Ten years of putting up with bullshit. Ten years of tears, lies, and drugs. EVERYONE told me to run.  I was in love with the idea of love. When you marry someone the relationship should be 50/50, not 95/5.

The dick was good. That part of our relationship was perfect. I basically paid for getting fucked and fucked over. He always tells me and every one else I'm crazy. N you're right. I am crazy. I'm crazy for all I put up with. I'm crazy for still loving you.

Don't get the shit twisted, I love you, but I will not be your ride or die chick ever again. You've got a new chick. Good luck with that bitch. You two deserve each other.

Don't even think of doing anything to get back at me. I know everything. Everything. You haven't seen crazy if you mess with my family or me again. That Monica is dead. The nice Monica that gave a shit. You killed her.

Heartless,
Monica