Sunday, October 28, 2012

An Unfaithful Wife

The moment she saw him again after ten years, she knew what was going to happen...

Liz loved Rey from the day she first met him their sophomore year of high school. He was always wearing tight jeans and smelled like soap and cologne. They were just friends. Never anything else. Little did she know they would be so much more.

Working on the reunion committee was a little dull. Liz made several calls and sent emails trying to track down former classmates that didn't live in the area anymore. One day she decided to see if anyone from her high school was on the popular social networking site Myspace.

A familiar name popped up. Reymundo. Her mouth dropped open. Could this actually be him??? Quickly Liz sent him a private message. He replied almost instantly. It was him. Rey. Her high school crush.

They spent hours catching up on old times. Rey joined the Coast Guard immediately after graduation. He also married his senior prom date Jenna. They had two children and were currently living in the same state. Liz was also married and had a little boy.

Liz was ecstatic when Rey wanted to speak on the phone. His voice was so sexy! The first time they talked neither one of them wanted to get off the phone with each other. Both were in unhappy marriages and needed attention. Rey was more than willing to give Liz the attention she craved.

Rey's wife's family still lived in their old hometown, not too far from where Liz lived with her husband Santiago. Rey was bringing his family to the area and suggested they meet for coffee while he was in town.

She was more excited and nervous than she had ever been. Their talks on the phone were so perfect. How would things be in person? Would they have the same chemistry? Liz changed her outfit about fifty times before she left to meet Rey.

Liz remembers sitting at the table by the window waiting for Rey to arrive. She almost got up and went home. After a few minutes he pulled up in his Jeep. He looked amazing. So handsome and sexy. The way he undressed her with his eyes made her squirm in her seat.

When Liz stood up to greet him, Rey pulled her into a hug. He pressed his body into hers. She didn't want to let go. After about five minutes of chatting Rey asked if she wanted to go for a ride through the park. Liz smiled and agreed.

The day at the park marked the beginning of their three year affair. Three years of hugging, kissing, touching, and making love. They met at hotels, parks, coffee houses, and sometimes never even left her car. It was a wild and exciting time in both of their lives.

Looking back Liz regrets letting Rey into her life again. She felt guilty about sleeping with another man while she was married. Why did she do it? Loneliness. She didn't feel wanted or needed by her husband. Being with Rey made her feel like a teenager again.

I asked Liz if she had it to do all over again would she? No. Never, she replied. a few moments of bliss cost her a lifetime of regret.

The unthinkable,

One of My Guilty Pleasures...


I discovered Nathan Fisher and his hilarious vlogs about a year ago. He's best known for his 'Employee Evaluations' videos. The one below is one of my favorites. *Due to a series of awful events, Nathan Fisher (Natesvlogs/NatesFlicks) has moved to dailymotion

Nate's dry sense of humor, creative use of the English language, and occasionally unzipping his blackness make me laugh until I cry.  If you take the time to watch Nate's other videos you'll learn about, in great detail, his experiences growing up, dating women from party chat lines, and losing his virginity in a bathroom stall.

All the Cool Kids are Watching


Monday, October 22, 2012


1.  I don't like sneaky people. I will respect you much more if you just tell me the truth.

2.  Karma is a bitch. I can't wait until she stops by the staff in the 8th grade hallway.

3.  If I could run away for a month with no consequences I would leave within the hour.

4.  I love cheese.

5.  There are four people I would punch in the face right now.

6.  Facebook is one of the most depressing places online. I wish I had the strength to delete my account.

7.  I have a HUGE crush on someone. I feel like a middle school girl when I'm around him.

8.  My ex's best friend sends me inappropriate texts at least once a month.

9.  'Hello Kitty' stuff always makes me smile.

10.  I wish I had naturally wavy hair.

11.  I feel guilty when I miss Sunday Mass.

12.  There are people I've met online that I consider my true friends even though I have never met them.

13.  The day everyone was going insane over the iPhone 5, I bought a new Blackberry Bold.

14.  I've read the "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy more than three times.


Tuesday, October 16, 2012


-If you live in the USA please vote. Su vota es su voz.

-My new boss is making me miserable.

-I finally stopped talking to my ex.

-My lawn looks fabulous. I've learned how to mow in straight lines.

-If you are fortunate enough to have a good doctor, you are blessed.

-There are people who wake up with the goal to make others sad. I work with many of these people.

-No matter what I do, I cannot seem to lose any more weight.

-My dog makes me laugh every day.

-Mi madre puede ser cruel. 

-You cannot change what you don't acknowledge.